Worthless Gold
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"You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world."
— Emery Allen (via psych-facts)

xxcookievampiressxx:

fandom–trash:

badluckcrow1:

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

xxcookievampiressxx:

fandom–trash:

badluckcrow1:

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

lemonsharks:

star-anise:

twentiesordie:

freegucci:

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

preach

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

constantlynocturnal:

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im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button

did the same thing happen to your url

relaver:

Somehow this giant punch bowl is the most effective baby goat containment field we have found to date.

factualfeminist:

tennants-hair:

things about the harry potter movies that bother the fans

  • movie hermione having all of ron’s good traits
  • movie ginny showing less emotion than a brick
  • harry casting the lumos spell in privet drive
  • peeves not being in any of the movies
  • hermione’s dress in goblet of fire being pink and not blue like in the book
  • ‘’calmly’‘

The last one doesn’t even need an explanation. We all just know

crystalvanmeter:

literally how customers are irl

crystalvanmeter:

literally how customers are irl

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